I am now in the business of flipping cars.

"Ducky" (Ducky) 04/06/2015 at 15:35 • Filed to: flipping

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My girlfriend is driving this right now, and has decided she absolutely hates it.

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She has absolutely fallen in love with the Shitvic, and after driving it for a month I still think it's pretty good at getting good gas mileage and literally nothing else, so I'm going to "trade" with her. I don't make out good on that one, but it keeps the beautiful, unmolested car in enthusiast hands and does my darling a favor, so I win on all fronts except value.

So! What to do with her hunk of American, pre Great Recession iron. Trade.

For THIS!

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Looks like shit now, but if I can get it for a song I can get some stock wheels off a 2005 V6 from my dad, rip all those graphics off and clean it up and make a few hundred bucks. Make the girlfriend happy and keep her Shitvic acquisition from being too huge a loss.

dogisbadob > Ducky 04/06/2015 at 15:36

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Yeah, Explorers are easy to flip :(

Shifting Lanes > Ducky 04/06/2015 at 15:39

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That's a solid call. Good find!

ACESandEIGHTS > Ducky 04/06/2015 at 15:46

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Know what sold me on this car? The hand covering the license plate.

Ducky > ACESandEIGHTS 04/06/2015 at 15:48

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hell yeah. i told her covering license plates was stupid and we didn't need to, then i had an epiphany. "ladyhands will sell this car."

ACESandEIGHTS > Ducky 04/06/2015 at 15:50

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Ducky > dogisbadob 04/06/2015 at 15:51

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the zero responses to my ad agrees with you

CalzoneGolem > ACESandEIGHTS 04/06/2015 at 15:59

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Making lots of suckers out of girls and boys.

jkm7680 > Ducky 04/06/2015 at 16:31

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Do you have a dealers licence?

dogisbadob > Ducky 04/06/2015 at 16:36

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yeah, those Firestones will do it every time

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Ducky 04/06/2015 at 16:42

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I would be afraid of buying anything with Metal Mulisha stickers on it. Especially a V6 Mustang. it just screams "I've been hooned"

Ducky > jkm7680 04/06/2015 at 18:10

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i don't, so I'll have to drive it for a bit. Nbd

Ducky > dogisbadob 04/06/2015 at 18:10

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Oh duh. I didnt catch this :(

jkm7680 > Ducky 04/06/2015 at 18:11

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Good plan.

Ducky > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/06/2015 at 18:11

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No doubt. Good thing im not keeping it.

dogisbadob > Ducky 04/06/2015 at 18:12

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hahahahaha, sorry I had to! :p